Dank Desserts: Stoned Strawberry Kiwi Shortcakes (Baked Book Preview Recipe!)

Stoned Strawberry Kiwi Shortcakes

Marijuana Cooking / Baking / Deserts

Who doesn’t like STRAWBERRIES? This twist on Strawberry Shortcakes adds a delicious Strawberry-Kiwi sauce to incorporate your medication in this delicate dessert.

The purpose of clarifying the butter and using freshly made Cannabis Butter is to ensure the best consistency in your dessert. The left over plant matter that is strained away is still quite potent. Please see the “Using Left Over Plant Materials” section to ensure you do not waste any of your medication.

Biscuits
2 + 1/3 cups baking mix
2/3 cups milk
3 tbsp melted butter
3 tbsp cane sugar

Pre-heat oven to 425*f. Mix melted butter with cane sugar in small bowl. Mix together all ingredients together in large bowl until you have a soft nearly pliable dough. Form six biscuits on an ungreased baking pan. Bake in oven for 10-12 minutes until tops are a very light golden brown.

Cannabis Butter
3 tbsp butter
3 grams High Grade Medical Cannabis Bud
small ramekin

Pre-heat oven, or preferably convection oven to 300*f. Put butter in a small ramekin, put ramekin in pre-heated oven until butter is melted. Let the butter cool and scrape the white milk solids off the top of the butter and discard. Leave oven on.

Meanwhile, grind or chop Medical Cannabis Buds and remove all stems. Return ramekin to oven at 300* and make sure butter is thoroughly melted. Add ground Medical Cannabis Bud. Stir until all of the plant material is completely covered with butter. Bake the ramekin for 10 minutes at 300*f keeping an eye on the butter for oven temperature discrepancies making sure the butter does not burn.

Strawberry-Kiwi Sauce
½ cup strawberry jam
3 tbsp Cannabis Butter (from earlier)
½ kiwi, diced
1 large strawberry, diced

Strain Melted Cannabis Butter using small fine mesh strainer into small sauce pan. Set aside left over Cannabis material for later use and refrigerate. Bring butter to low simmer, add ½ cup strawberry jam. Whisk aggressively and simmer for ten minutes over low heat. Now add diced kiwi and diced strawberry into mixture. Whisk aggressively and simmer an additional five minutes, paying close attention that the mixture does not start to boil. The key is to have the mixture simmer until the butter is no longer separated and you are left with a beautifully reduced sauce. Pour into a glass bowl and allow the Strawberry-Kiwi sauce to cool slightly.

How to assemble; Stoned Strawberry Kiwi Shortcakes
4 cups strawberries
6 biscuits (recipe above)
Strawberry-Kiwi Sauce (recipe above)
1 container frozen whipped topping, thawed

Slice strawberries to desired thickness, remove stems. Slice biscuits in half. Spoon generous layer of whipped topping onto bottom half of biscuit, smooth with spoon. Layer strawberries on top of whipped topping. Drizzle Strawberry-Kiwi Sauce over strawberries. Place top half of biscuit on top. Top with a dollop of whipped topping and sliced strawberries.

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Cannabis Kitchen is Busy at Work

spicy sausage cheddar biscuits

Cannabis Kitchen is hard at work on the second book. I can’t share this recipe yet, but I can show you these enticing biscuits.  These biscuits are spicy sausage cheddar biscuits. Inspired by cheddar muffins purchased in the strange wasteland often referred to as “Canada.” These go above and beyond upgrading flavor and infusing marijuana. Smother them in country gravy or just shovel them into your mouth. Regardless of how you eat them it’ll be hard not to eat all of them in one sitting.

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Simple Ways to Mask and Consume Cannabutter

Do you have a tub of CannaButter in the fridge just staring you in the face? With dispensary edibles priced at a whopping $10, it can be very tempting to save money on your medication by preparing your Marijuana edibles at home! Butter is often reasonably priced at 25 doses for $30! Saving you well over $8 per dose! Here is a basic way that we like to mask the flavor of Cannabutter in our cooking.

Masking the flavor of Cannabutter for a simple one dose treat is easy! Start with a Teaspoon of homemade butter or butter from your local dispensary. Warm on the counter, covered lightly, until soft. Spread on one half of bread.

Jam and Peanut Butter now! Love Imported Preserves.

A perfectly masked CannaTreat. Yum. Get your Medicatin’ on.

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Killer Cornbread

This is so good guys. I recommend making two of them (one to get medicated, the other to eat when you ARE medicated). Don’t make the same mistake I did!

  • 1 box Jiffy corn muffin mix
  • 1 can creamed corn
  • 1 can regular corn, remove water – strain from can
  • 2 eggs – slightly beaten
  • 1/2 c. sour cream
  • 1 stick Melted Medicated butter (if you want to add extra butter – just add more jiffy mix to get the right consistency for extra strength edibles)

You want your oven at 350*

Melt butter on stovetop or in double-boiler (on low! do not ruin your medication by burning the THC),

Add corns to melted butter & stir. Add sour cream & stir. Add Jiffy Mix & stir. Pour into Baking Dish. Drizzle with Cannabutter (optional lol!)

Bake in a 8×8 – uncovered dish for 45 minutes!

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As promised, Very Special-K

I’ll be honest here, these were not very tasty. The cannabutter flavor was over powering and it made this recipe *greasy* and guessing a lot of butter got wasted not only in the bottom of the cooking pot, but in the Hanna Montana Rockstar Cupcake Liners. They did work but, Boo! This one could have been better.


I’m already thinking of a way to improve this recipe exponentially (Hint: CannaBears!) I’m looking forward to trying this one out! My mind is spinning with possibilities. Safe to say, I’m excited!

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Very, Special K

Testing, Testing! It seems that many of the marijuana cereal square bar recipes do not call for very much butter. We’ve gone ahead and changed that to make some very potent crispies indeed! 1/2 Cup of CannaButter for 12 servings! We will let you know how these medicated munchies turn out! ~~~ Munch!

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